Religion

I do, actually, have a Religion, my particular religion, which I have invented, and for which I take entire responsibility. Till now it has had no name, but I will deem it the church of Conscience, Heart and Penis (or Love Button, or whatever you've got): these are the gods within myself whom I worship, and whom I serve. Things accounted holy in my church are Truth, Beauty, Compassion, Respect, Honor, Good Faith, Discernment, Disinterested Friendliness, Knowledge, Wisdom--and that ain't all, but, with the addition of Cleanliness and Cuteness, we could call our list of holy things tolerably complete.