FASCIST LICKSPITTLES

Rangel, Pelosi--When the time comes, they pay their dues. When an intelligent, courageous man like Hugo Chavez, speaking as the democratically elected president of his country, beards the Flatulent Beast in its lair, gallantly defying it to its very sulfur-breathing snout, causing it to slaver venomously, Congressman Rangel and Congresswoman Pelosi, are among the first to rush to lick up the liquid essence. "You have insulted our Chief!" they cry. "You thug!" They forget that truth, however unpleasant, is not, and cannot be, insulting, and that speaking truth is not thuggery--though thugs and their sycophants always think that it is.