My best Bons Mots (so far in this life)

1.  Wine is food.



2.  I believe that O.J. Simpson should have received the death penalty for the murders of Ronald Lyle Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson, on account of the beauty and innocence of the victim.



In response to a friend who accused me of feeding my cat, named Clothilde, whom I called Fille de France, "a little high on the food chain" (braised sweetbreads):

3.  Mais elle est Princesse, et les Princesses mangent les autres.