I accept that Bruce Jenner is a Conservative Republican

Knowing (in a sort of general way--the way one knows that someone in the room has farted) that the renowned Wheaties-eater had acquired some sort of family connexion with the god-awful tribe of female Kardashians: "Ah," I said to myself, "He must be a Conservative Republican."  And it turns out that he has only recently gone on national television and told the world that, indeed, that's what he is--and everyone's surprised. But I'm not in the least surprised: Anybody who has that much to do, voluntarily, with ghastly, acephalic, fat-assed female Kardashians would just have to be a Conservative Republican: Q.E.D.  Or, to put it another way, it stands to reason. But I don't for a minute believe that Brucie is a woman, just because he wants very much to be one, and says he is one, and that his name is now Caitlyn: Of course, being a Conservative Republican, and hanging out with steatopygic Kardashian females, he would very much want to be a woman, and would be so delusional as to believe that he is a woman.  No surprises there.  But of fucking course he is not a woman.  Because there is no such fucking thing as transgender.  At all.  Really.