As a Gay Egalitarian Humanist and a Mildly Impatient Misogynist--not a Feminist, and not a "Queer,"

I would like the Loud, Shrill, Slow and Stupid Sex, and its worshippers, to understand my four or five Basic Disbeliefs:

1.  God:  There is no God.  The Universe created itself.

2.  Class:  There is no Class; there are no Classes.  Everybody is a Class unto himself.

3.  Power.  There is no such thing as Power.  "Power Transfer" is utterly bogus.

4.  Patriarchy.  Does not, never has existed.

5.  Privilege.  The "Privilege"  referred to by envious Feminists is other people's Natural Right, and has no other substantive meaning.  It may be unfortunate that there are rights which Feminists can never enjoy, or it may simply be the inevitable and condign consequence of their insisting on their own specialness.