Nancy "Don't touch the Dress!" Reagan is dead at 94

The smartest, by far, of Ronnie's wives, and the only one whose children were not fascist morons, she  was singularly lacking in cultural interests,

taste or character, or, let's face it, class, which deficiency was exemplified in her baffled frustration in trying to come to terms with Raïsa Gorbachev: "Who does this broad think she is?"

She got her nickname, "Don't touch the dress!" when as First Lady, not as wife of the governor of California--in 1982, as memory serves--she visited a day-care center in Los Angeles full of dirty, illegitimate little negro girls who ran up to the visiting white lady in the pretty new dress--and put their smudgy little hands all over it.