Poor Brock Turner

Unlike his victim, I gather that he does have some memory of what he did. Eeeww. Ick.  I'm guessing that, even on a party night, she stank and continually farted (what with her chronic yeast infection and nigh-crippling constipation) all through that "20 minutes of work"--whatever it was--that got pine needles up her snatch.  Jeezuz.

Heterosexuals!