But seriously, having arrived at the usual approximate term of human existence, the ridiculously old age of 74 and a half years,

I have to say that my two main revolutionary objectives in this life, the legalization of marijuana and the normalization of male homosexuality have been perfectly and thoroughly realized.  There's more to do:  One senses that the fundamental understanding that it is an unacceptable infringement of human liberty to prohibit any human being from ingesting any drug he wants (including, in the appropriate circumstance, a lethal one) is now not quite, but about to drop, like a ripe fruit from the Tree of Wisdom and permeate the consciousness of mankind as naturally and obviously and easily as people now believe that there is no divine right of kings.