Louis, Louis

C. K., whose thing is masturbating in front of people (women), is accused, on the front page of today's NY Times, of having done so, in the year 2002, in front of a couple of female "comics," Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov, of whom I have never (of course) before heard.  So fucking what?

Actually I have noticed that in some of his monologues (?), Louis C.K., in mentioning masturbation, sort of mimes it--and I have thought his miming distastefully like the real thing.  I can imagine that, for a couple of already hysterical Comédiennes, the real thing would indeed be shattering.

Let us hope that this late-recognized proclivity of Louis C.K. does not detract from his having, on a time, asked Donald Rumsfeld, repeatedly, if he (Rumsfeld) were a "flesh-eating lizard from outer space...with a predilection for Mexican babies à la bave et au sang?" 'Twould indeed be pity.