Gays, Bis, L's?--let's have a little talk

"Tock," as we pronounce it in the Far West.  While we Gay Men are grateful to our relationship-obsessed Sapphic Sisters (Lesbians)--without whose insistence on "same-sex marriage" (which the lumpen heterosexual bourgeoisie understood, even though we gay men didn't quite: We went along with it, all the same, and pretended it was our idea too) there would never have been a successful Gay Rights campaign--it must be said, in all honesty, that Gay Men and Lesbians are absolutely nothing alike. For one thing, however successful "same-sex rights" has been (Vs. "gay rights"), there are about a third as many Lesbians as there are male homosexuals.  Hearing this makes some Lesbians angry--the ones who feel they must be equal to men in everything, even in numbers.

But come now, Ladies.  The Revolution is over, and we've won--we've both won; we've all won.  It's time to loosen up  a little on those ties, real and imaginary, that bind us.  We neither of us, for example, have any connection, physical, emotional or ideological, to (delusional) "trans-people": Let them go--under the bus, or the train, if that's where they're headed.

And for pity's sake, now that you've got your precious state-sanctioned, same-sex "marriage," could you just stop with your absurd/hysterical and physiologically impossible demands for female equivalents of such peculiar features of male sexuality as ejaculation and the prostate gland?  If you "squirt," you're pissing; if you have an extra-clitoral "orgasm," you're being ridiculous.