¿Agnostic or Atheist?

It depends on whether I'm talking to a devotee of Krishna or Kali. I think, mostimes, that I wouldn't mind if Krishna were in some sense real; but I'd rather die, always, ever than admit that the bloody nightmare of the Goddess of Death and Destruction were anything but a morbid (ugly and stupid) fiction. And pretty much ditto for the promordial god Shiva, whose cult and whose doctrine is plain bullshit. Or, more kindly, cowshit--which is considered edible, I think, in India.