Paulo y Miguel -- O Beijo do Escorpiaõ

I've been binge-watching this terrifically sincere (they do their homework on social issues), fabulously absurd gay Portuguese soap-opera on YouTube the past couple of nights, arriving at the 31st episode this morning just as the cock crew.  It's about these two cute guys who live in Lisbon, and who are gay (one very much; the other not so much), sure enough, and their web-like, or perhaps labyrinthine, circles of family, friends and odd acquaintances.  Many of these are wise, prescient and benign; others are benighted, foolish and malign; but I still haven't figured out who the scorpion is whose kiss (?!) we ought probably to avoid--though indications are that it's Alice (pronounced ah-LEE-shay).