Well, Rosie, I'm back...

For a truly cockroach experience try the utterly purchaseless ascent of the utterly inaccessible mountain of faceless glass that is AT & T, or, as it calls itself in these parts HawaiianTel.com--No, don't.  Lo importante es that I have a new, better, Internet provider and phone service (Time Warner Oceanic), which is costing me $50 a month, instead of $155, and which gives me 50 megabytes downloading speed, instead of an exiguous and much begrudged 15.  Jezuz fucking christ.