The Reason that Bob Dylan is not all that thrilled to be getting the Nobel Peace Prize, and really can't be bothered to go all the way to Oslo--excuse me, Stockholm--to pick it up, is two-fold:

(1) He can't think of anything he did to earn it.

(2) Nothing he'd be sharing with Barrack Obama would be all that special.

Stupid Swedes, you little reckoned all that you'd be pissing on when you foresook your national honor.