The Archbishop of Cyprus, bless his heart, recently said:

"I gay nascono per colpa di madri che praticano sesso anale durante la gravidanza."

The thing about a truly vulgar opinion is its immediacy. Now I can't imagine how else gays could be made: Women who get butt-fucked during pregnancy. Why didn't I think of that?

Chrisostomo ("Goldmouth") II, Arcivesco di Cipro. He was Special Friends, you'll remember, with Benedict XVI, who has probably by now forgot if indeed he has Altzheimer's. Also to know about our friend Chrisostomo, he pledged the Greek government the financial support of the Church, proposing to buy bonds issued by the government.