¿Ganesh?

C'mon. I grant you his wuvvableness--I like elephants--but in the order of gods he is Santa Claus. Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy. I don't have to take him seriously and I won't. Besides, he stinks of what is, in my nostrils, the rankest of the Hindu People's character flaws: their crass material vulgarity. Or vulgar materiality. It stinks. Like peasant shit.