Thursday, July 30, 2020

Why don't the British use Bidets?

For the same reason, I reckon, that they have bad teeth and potty mouths: They are, by nature, too hypocritical to acknowledge their own filth. When they have a poo, or a menstrual discharge--and hopefully a wipe--they stand up, and consider themselves far enough removed from the source of bad smells, to just forget about what else they need to do.

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