But seriously, "Gay Marriage" is a silly-ass (typically female) partial assertion of a Natural Right, whose full, explicit formulation should be something like: Every free and responsible person has the right to marry whatever and howeversomany other consenting free and responsible persons as he (or she) wishes.

Unfortunately, the Lesbians who, quite justifiably, argue for their right to marry one another, are (I suppose because they are women) too self-absorbed, and not, alas, intelligent enough, to comprehend that, among those free and responsible persons, male and female, who have the right to marry whom they wish, some few are, and have ever been, throughout human history, polygamists--and it is as wrong (as much a contravention of natural right) to prevent their marrying one another as it is to prevent Lesbians or gay men from marrying one another.