White House Can't Explain Why We're In Níger

Almost, I pity this man: to mouth such transparent, palpable, time-serving bullshit would put his soul in fearful jeopardy, if he were not entirely, cynically, utterly and absolutely devoid either of soul or conscience.  Still, as a responsible spokesman for our government, he should be given a fair trial--and, when convicted of perjury (impiety and obscenity), hanged by the neck until dead.