The Problem with Women's Soccer--obvious, but unmentionable--

Is that, compared to Men's Soccer, it is insufferably, exasperatingly, inept, slow and unathletic. Those who like watching it must like watching women do anything whatsoever; not because of what they do, or because of the skill with which they do it, but, really, just because those doing it are women. Just, I suppose, as I enjoy watching Peewee Baseball, not for the baseball, but on account of the cuteness of the kids playing it. But god damn heterosexuals, and their morbid, subterfugitive, utterly fake enthusiasms.