Rune Malte Bertram-Nielsen

is the genius of this video which depicts every real (masculine) man's deepest desire, consummately fulfilled: He lives alone, contentedly and productively, "small," without wife or dog, in boundless, beneficent nature: Yama-do--or, maybe, Yamabushi-do, would be the Japanese word. Try as I will, I cannot see the noble and assuredly comely young Mr. Bertram-Nielsen as a sexual being; his dignity and serene composure forbid it. Nor am I the least curious to know if he ever gets up with a morning hard-on, or how exactly he goes to the bathroom.  I assume he buries it like I do when in nature. But then, does he carry a clod of earth in his backpack, like what Muslims carry in their turbans, to wipe his (forgive me) butt with? And then does he wash with water (like I do)? But that aside, on longer acquaintance with this admirable young Dane, one discovers in him traits of brilliance that defy vulgarization: His control of fire is absolute, and his camp cookery is varied, plentiful and delicious.