Immortality
Lou Reed (age 71), who died a few days ago, of whom and of whose work I have never heard in my life, is generally being granted a deathless, breathless undying fame by my countrymen and my contemporaries. Three of his songs, at least ('Candy says,' 'Temporary Thing,' 'Street Hassle'), in particular--as hasty, belated research informs me--will go on bringing Heaven to Earth for those with ears to hear for the rest of the millennium. So says today's homage to L.R. in the New Yorker, 'A Clipper Ship of Lou Reed Songs,' posted by Ben Greenman--whoever that may be. Greenman says the first two songs are "lovely," and that the third "is an urban melodrama about life on the fringe, filled with violence and pornography, etc." Why am I not surprised? I might, if I but would, listen to all of these ineffable treasures on YouTube--and maybe, if my mood darkens, I will. But first, let me just say, I do not expect to be pleased by these songs, or to like them, or to be in the least interested in them: I will hate them, everything about them, the way they sound, their vulgarity, nastiness, and infinitely crass "smartness"--and I will resent having wasted my time giving them a hearing. But here goes.
[Next day] And done. I'm happy, with dour, bitter satisfaction, to find my snarky, sneering premonition (and, in a backwards kind of way, Hölderlin) totally vindicated by the unpleasant, heroïn-infused, repulsive and pretentious less-than-nothingness of Another Major Cultural Icon. Seriously, I hadn't known about the patent, smart-ass/defensive heroïn-pervading/imbuing, but once I'd tumbled to it it wouldn't let me alone: at once cloying and numbing--just as it does, for example, in William Burrough's smart-alecky, tedious and vapid Naked Lunch. The second YouTube version of 'Candy says' (an ugly, vicious, stupid ditty) that I listened to, recorded in Paris before an audience which hated-hated-hated it, is funny almost, in that you can barely hear it, over the derisive catcalls and whistles of those bored, impatient and fed-up Parisians. Ah, mes chers méchants sujets!